I was just checking in on the site, without an idea for what to post, but hoping something would come to me. Maybe I’d write about the weird state emulation is in thanks to Yuzu being sued by, and settling with, Nintendo. Or maybe I’d write about the hassle I’ve gone through to sync a 20 year old iPod photo with iTunes today. I was considering writing about the state of social media and the emergence of competing open protocols ActivityPub and the AT protocol. But when I logged into my wordpress I found this comment:
Hello.
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Maybe you need help?
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Help with setting up WordPress, writing content for the site and SEO can be found here – [link redacted]
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If you need unique photos for the site, you can find them here – [link redacted]
This will help you start earning faster with the help of the site.
But here’s the thing: I don’t really want my website to be attractive to visitors. I don’t need help, it’s a website I’ve deliberately hidden from crawlers and I’ve deliberately chosen a dated looking theme and don’t want to put fancy logos or graphics on it. It’s not for making money and I don’t care if no one ever reads it. It’s just a fun place to post that isn’t the property of anyone but me.
So thanks, spam comment that didn’t even make it to a post, go fuck yourself.